In case you haven’t heard, we are hosting a birthday party for Colin this Saturday night, May 13th. This is going to be scandalous and initial predictions are that we are going to be evicted from the neighborhood

The party starts at 9PM and is by invite only. As always, if you bring friends, please make sure they aren’t trashy-messy drunks. We put a lot into these parties and only ask that people respect our house and our stuff. Be nice, be cool and be outgoing.

Per Colin, the theme is WIFE BEATER PARTY - any color, be creative.

Please review the house rules before attending.

In addition to our standing house rules, Colin has added a few of his own:

1. check your drama at the door
2. no water allowed. beer is 98% water anyways, so thats close enough.
3. naked twister starts at 1AM.
**slip and slide with lube starts at midnight. hahahahhaha
4. you can’t pass out with your trick on the floor once the party’s over. go back to his place.
5. when the cops arrive, don’t kick their cars this time.
6. jeremy lingvall, try not to get a DUI please.
7. don’t pee in the showers. seriously.
8. if anyone touches “the admiral”, the party’s over. if you don’t know who the admiral is, you’ll see him when you get there.

DONT FORGET THE THEME: W I F E …. B E A T E R … P A R T Y

We are expecting a pretty good crowd so please everyone be considerate and help keep things fun and under control.

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